Jokes for Zach

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What do you call a mean horse?

A nightmare!

Have a great weekend!

Joke for Zach

Why didn't the monster want to eat the clown?

He tasted funny.
Happy Saturday!

Jokes for Zach! (Transportation)

Why won't bikes stand up by themselves?

They are two tired. (too tired)

What do you call a song about a car?

A cartoon (car tune).

Happy Weekend Everybody!
SMILE!

Jokes for Zach!

I love my Godson! He's the greatest kid! I try to think of a joke every time I talk to him. He reads my blog so I will have this as a weekly feature just for him! But, I hope it brings some fun to everyone elses day that reads my blog too!


What building has the most stories?

A library!


What can you put in a box that will make it lighter?

Holes!

Have a Fun Weekend!!!

Cow Jokes for Zach!

Where do
the cows
go on
Friday night?






















To the MOOvies







What
games
do cows
play at parties?




























MOOsical Chairs!
(Not this cow he is mad! Get it...MAD COW!)

Halloween Jokes for Zach!

What is a

mummy's

favorite type

of music?

RAP music!

Why didn't

the

skeleton

go to the dance?

He had noBODY to go with.

Banana Jokes 4 Zach

What do you call a zipper on a banana?

A fruit fly.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He was not peeling well.

Have a Fabulous Weekend!

~Angel

For Zach

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?








(He didn't have the guts!)